Craig

is a fuckboi. secretly gay (but its ok bc we love the gays). has had a pimply face in the past (altho we hear its cleared up - yay!). wears really bad shirts like all the time (there's a gross purple one). literally FUCK u craig. his voice is TOO much - like please shut the fuk up craig. that's it. but we don't hate u. swear.

Man, did you see that Craig?

Yeah. What a cunt.

by jdflakjdflka May 19, 2016

Craig Helms

Kind, nice, caring, loud, wont take no as an answer, very clean, married, 2 daughters,1 son, 1 step-son, a loving wife with beauty that meeets no other, average height, a little over-weight, around 40-50 years old with a family thar will love him forever more.

I love you daddy
Craig Helms

by love my dad forever April 9, 2011

craig robinson

A pretty chill, funny as fuck dude.

Man, did you see that movie with Craig Robinson in it.

Yeah it was funny as fuck

by Scottish Cunt December 2, 2018

evan craig

Great person with a lovely personality.will be very successful in life .has an amazing left foot but a ahit right foot.hes quite a handsome male

I would love to be Evan Craig

by Ayeeeeeeeeeeee11234466 April 14, 2014

craig-aholic

the act of repeatedly logging on to Craigslist.com to see what has been added since you last looked

since i decided i wanted to redecorate on the cheap i've been a total craig-aholic.

by terribletwos February 25, 2009

Craig Crosset

A choady guy with a choad and a square body and his breath smells like farts. Also when talking in first person refers to self as C-Nasty.FAG

Fuck its cold im gonna get a craig crosset.

by yyuggfytufcyidcytcvvb November 11, 2010

Craig Thompson

a failing You Tuber that is struggling to keep a float after leaving the vanoss group

Craig Thompson is spiraling down the drain

by TheTruthTeller151 December 12, 2019