cooter badge

Its a tattoo on the vaginal area. Typically a butterfly, but could be any number of other things

did you see Shelli's new cooter badge ? She got a monarch butterfly

by name dropper April 26, 2010

Casterton School

Due to a change in circumstances, Casterton School is now currently on path to take over the world - in the words of Beyonce 'who runs the world...girls (girls). 5 new schools are currently being planned to be built, beginning 2014, across the United Kingdom. A further runway is being built at the Casterton School airport in order to accomodate the numerous outward journeys to their international schools, running the language departments in Madrid, Berlin and Paris as a result of finding a sack of diamonds in a time capsule in the Sixth Form Common Room ceiling, there is no longer any need for our shares in Gringotts.

After long deliberation with MGM studios they are currently filming the pilot season of MIC (Made In Casterton), guest starring former pupil Keith Lemon and the Spice Girls.
Upon entering Casterton School, new pupils are trained in first aid, given an engraved segway and assigned their own personal body guard resembling Ryan Gosling.
The Casterton School song, as of 12/06/13 will become the National Anthem. One heart, one way.

Casterton School changes their current situation

by John95 June 12, 2013

cooter canyon

A massive moose knuckle.

That fat bitch on the Maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon.

Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

cooter stamp

The unique imprint left by a vagina. Similar to a fingerprint. No two individuals have the same stamp.

God I hope I didn't leave a cooter stamp.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

cooter slayer

a guy who is really good with the ladies, and has no problem getting pussy.

ladies man, pimp

Guy 1: Yo bro did you getting any last nite at tommy's party.
Guy 2: No man, but Joe was a freakin cooter slayer that night. He hooked up!

by Big OJ March 26, 2009

coaster cop

those who keep scolding you, or even wait for you just to scold you when you don't use a coaster for your bottle or glass, esp. on the coffee table.

Geeze Taylor, your such a coaster cop.

by BlackMomba March 27, 2009

Cooter Loaf

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form

"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"

by sam and junk March 28, 2009