Cooter Bear

a super cuddly type of bear, it loves water, hugs, and kisses.

I cuddled a cooter bear last night, it was so soft.

Look at that cute cooter bear!

by hahahahaha69420 May 13, 2022

cooter mooch

When one eats out a female waitress prior to getting their final check in order to receive a substantial discount.

"Joe quickly cooter mooched to to save $20 on his three course dinner"

by Dangdoerr July 16, 2017

cooter poof

Expelling gas through a loose vagina sounding similar to blowing out a candle or a soft "poof".

After sex she sighed with satisfaction and let out a soft cooter poof.

by Michael Lynn Enck December 16, 2016

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by uncletubba May 25, 2021

cooter toot

The Disney way of describing a pussy fart.

During sex she let out a little cooter toot.

by Datam December 10, 2016

cooter queen

Bi cuck guy that loves eating his wife's pussy after a man well endowed is done fucking her.

My Lil cuck hubby is my little um eating cooter queen.

by C-dub73 June 08, 2023

Cooter Scooch

The act of scooching ones vaginal region against any given surface as a means to relieving vaginal itching.

This girl was just cooter scooching all over the arm of the couch in the commons area....might want to pour some disinfectant on it before you sit there.

by MadamMcQuinnMaddHouse February 21, 2020