Pitbull Cookies

Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.

Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"

by Jsweezey2000 December 30, 2020

Morning Cookies

Extreme nausea and vomiting.
A condition associated with morning sickness.
A sign of being pregnant.

My girlfriend has been suffering from morning cookies for a few days now.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

espresso cookie

a character from popular game cookie run: kingdom! the game is made by devsisters. He is very hot!

ghostsfreespace: “do you like espresso cookie?? he is so hot!!”

voreart: “yeah ofc man i simp 4 him”

by voreart August 19, 2021

tough cookie

a durable and robust person

The man may not look like much but he is a tough cookie.

by Light Joker May 28, 2006

slave cookies

A slang term for the popular brand of cookies known as Famous Amos. Called such because of the subjective picture on the back of the packaging.

"Those were some bangin slave cookies!"

by ScottyB September 26, 2004

vaginal cookies

hymen extracted from a womans vagina and baked in an oven, then consumed with milk.

i was cleaning my cnals and decided to make some vaginal cookies.

by landferd jackson August 2, 2010

Gorilla Cookies

A term you use to say someone is REALLY ugly.

Damn, you so ugly, someone should put your face in dough and make some GORILLA COOKIES.

by Mdiesel July 31, 2007