Contentment

Something no one will really ever truly achieve. No matter how much they hold it in their palms it will eventually slip through the cracks at the slightest feeling of uncertainty. While partial contentment can be sustained for a brief time frame, it is not an enduring sentiment.

John: I feel complete contentment with my life at the moment.

Jennifer: Really? I heard your ex is already dating....

John: I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.

by cold_hard_facts April 19, 2010

Gross out contest

The act of drunkenly attempting to make your drunken buddies vomit by making them envision increasingly disgusting things.

"Hey, should we hit Terry with a gross out contest?"
"Yea, dude I have the perfect one."

"Yo, Terry, you know what's freaky?"
"What?"
"Technically, when we were babies, our dicks were inside our moms. We've had sex with our moms."
"BLEEEEEUUUURGH"

by Captain Trips January 26, 2009

asian peeing contests

Fun for the whole family

Dad: Lets go watch some asian women with low self-esteem pee really far!
kids: Yay!!!
Mom: I love asian peeing contests.
Dad: NO FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE LOVES IT!!
(Dad mercilessly beats Mom)
fuck you

by ashton keown 69s guys November 13, 2009

dick measuring contest

p friendly competition where guys display their pride to answer the question of, "Whose is bigger?" Not only more fair, but more fun, when judged by impartial female referees. especially when they take a "hand's on" approach to the judging.

The time had arrived for me to be judged in the dick measuring contest, a rite of passage for guys entering high school. Louise put her hand on my cock to hold it firm and straight while Jennifer held the ruler stretched out along its full length. As it happened, the number she read off - 9 7/8 inches - was enough for me to win, with a half inch to spare. What I enjoyed more than the thrill of victory, though, was the thrill I felt when Louise, not releasing her grip, slid her hand up and down my shaft, until I came. Nevertheless, I kind of enjoyed the notoriety my victory gave me, especially when suitably ambiguous stories recorded it in the student newspaper and, later that year, in the yearbook. Needless to say, it not only increased the respect I received from the other guys, but my popularity with the girls - apparently, size does count, at least with some girls.

by Charles LeChauve December 13, 2008

contemplatory

As defined by 'Angie' of New Zealand, this is how you tell someone they look contemplative.

"Lets go out on the balcony and take contemplatory photos"

by Flipno October 3, 2007

Contemporary

"It's modern, but not modern modern."

"I kinda wanna make it fit with the contemporary style" - Anix, March 9th 2021

by KittenCass924 March 9, 2021

splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.

Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007