a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate
I need to get home and release myself into the conservative
A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022
Get the conservative mug.You have the freedom... to do my book....
Conservative “Hey!”
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Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Conservative “Hey!”
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Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the book though... I saw you not doing it...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
Get the Conservative mug.Atoms cannot be created or destroyed. The mass of the reactants entering an equation must equal the mass of the products exiting the equation.
“What goes in, must come out!!”
“What goes in, must come out!!”
by PlessyVFergunson May 6, 2022
Get the Law of Conservation of Mass mug.The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022
Get the Conservative tears mug.The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.
"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."
by Dudge September 23, 2022
Get the Conservative logic mug.The point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government.
- credit: Larry the Cat
- credit: Larry the Cat
by Themadscrawler September 28, 2022
Get the conservative equinox mug.Any airline during the COVID pandemic who's main customers are Republicans and their supporters, who disapprove of the FAA mask mandate. The airline would in theory allow its passengers to not wear masks and flaunt the FAA mandates. The fleet of the airline would consist of aircrafts built around the time that Trump considered America was great (80s). Basically the fleet would be consisting of old, jet fuel guzzling Boeing 707's, 727's, and 747-100's.
On a real note... there actually were news reports of conservatives wanting to create their own airlines that would flaunt the mask mandates. But eventually these plans all ended failure for one reason or another, and not a single such airline was created.
On a real note... there actually were news reports of conservatives wanting to create their own airlines that would flaunt the mask mandates. But eventually these plans all ended failure for one reason or another, and not a single such airline was created.
1: Do you think there will ever be a conservative airline?
2: Nah, the FAA would probably ground any airline they found out was flaunting the mask mandates, and probably revoke the airline's licence to fly.
2: Nah, the FAA would probably ground any airline they found out was flaunting the mask mandates, and probably revoke the airline's licence to fly.
by MST3K I like April 12, 2022
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