Commander in Chimp

The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.

The Commander in Chimp made up the word "misunderestimated" in his speech today!

by HDIZZLE March 4, 2004

Shower Coma

The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.

"Why are you late for work?"

"Sorry sir, I was in a shower coma."

by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009

bad command or file name

What you get when you type in a nonexistant command on MS-DOS.

C:\PROGRA~1\STEPMA~1\SONGS\DDREX\A\>izjgiorjdgh
Bad command or file name

by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

Tank Commander

A professional sports coach hired for the specific purpose of failing, or tanking, for better draft picks.

Brian Flores is probably one of the most successful tank commanders in NFL history

by ScriptedPython May 13, 2021

Food Coma

A period after a large meal, usually resulting in a feeling of drowsiness and the need to unbuckle your belt. Common days where a Food Coma is prevalent are Thanksgiving and Christmas due to the importance of huge meals and overly fattening food.

I experienced a major Food Coma over Thanksgiving Break, because my mom made stuffing, turkey, mashed potatoes and pie... I ate all of it.

by Sick From Eating November 25, 2011

Coma

Extended nap.

I just took a coma.

by Dante Kamakazie February 19, 2009

Commander in Cheese

A small minded person in a position of authority; a petty tyrant.

The commander in cheese told me to lie to the customer about why the project is late again. How about if I just tell the customer that the project is late because the commander in cheese is a bad engineer?

by Saeed Al Maktoum July 28, 2010