commercial

for the most part, a waste of time. why do we have to watch advertisements on cable/satellite t.v. when we pay for the television and the fucking services to watch programs? The damn companies are money hungry and can't be happy with the 106 dollars a month we pay them for t.v. channels.

cable and satelite providers that show commercials like direct tv and comcast, and time warner and eagle communications, and many others need to be replaced by companies that actually care about their customers.

by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014

comerse

To eat oneself. Generally not advised.

Yo I'm so mad at myself for falling asleep during that SAT, I could comerme!

by marocopolo October 14, 2004

The Colbert

A sex position in which Stephen Colbert has sex with your wife, mother, sister, and/or daughter. And you watch and he teaches you how to be the most manly man, in bed, of all time.

When I got married I did The Colbert.

I did The Colbert last night!

Teenagers are obsessed with The Colbert.

by Jedidiah States April 12, 2008

colbert report

A show in which the American news is twisted into semi-truthful stories of current events

DUDE!! Did you see the Colbert Report last night? Steven had all the clips of bush making grammar mistakes. Yea dude, but you dont say the t's in the title you tard

by {ROB} king of kings May 8, 2008

compersion

The act of living vicariously though one of your own girl/boyfriends because they chose to abandon you and spend quality-time with someone else. It is widely believed "compersion" is a self-preservation technique developed by individuals that self-identify as polyamorous.

Jack has developed a keen sense of compersion to maintain his sanity after his girlfriend Jill, went to shag her other boyfriend John.

by Karbowiak October 17, 2009

colbert

Verb;(coal-bear) to sarcastically make fun of someone or something;

derived from The Colbert Report hosted by Stephen Colbert on Comedy Central and the sooned to be named new part of the space station section named Colbert after Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report

"Dude you just got colberted!!!"
"Colbert just colberted Obama on The Colbert Report!!!"

by ijustcolbertedmyself September 3, 2009

comerapeme.com

also referred to as myspace by crazy lawyers and overprotective parents and irresponsible preteens who think its myspaces fault that their client/child/ or themselves has had a bad experience with a sexual predator

comerapeme.com is the best site ever losers

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007