similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.
I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.
by hmf December 22, 2014
An elective state of deep sleep, caused by an individual’s unquestionable belief in their Government’s response to the Covid-19 scam beginning early 2020.
When a person is in a Covid Coma, nothing can wake them up. Attempts to do so usually involve presenting the patient with hard evidence which exposes the truth behind the Government’s Covid-19 response, as well as evidence of corrupt and dishonest behaviour perpetrated by the Government and it’s bodies, the media and private medical corporations.
A Covid Coma patient will point blank refuse to believe that any corrupt dealings, illegal behaviour or criminal offences have been committed by the above mentioned, instead preferring to remain in their state of prolonged unconsciousness and believe whatever other lies the Government cook up to continue on with their elaborate scam.
A person in Covid Coma will also experience severe naivety, believing all the lies which have been fed to the masses since early 2020, despite the rules based on “expert medical advice” changing as often as every 12 hours or so.
One must exercise care when attempting to wake up an individual who is in a Covid Coma, as patients usually react angrily when offered treatment, as if to say “can’t you see that I’m trying to sleep?”
When a person is in a Covid Coma, nothing can wake them up. Attempts to do so usually involve presenting the patient with hard evidence which exposes the truth behind the Government’s Covid-19 response, as well as evidence of corrupt and dishonest behaviour perpetrated by the Government and it’s bodies, the media and private medical corporations.
A Covid Coma patient will point blank refuse to believe that any corrupt dealings, illegal behaviour or criminal offences have been committed by the above mentioned, instead preferring to remain in their state of prolonged unconsciousness and believe whatever other lies the Government cook up to continue on with their elaborate scam.
A person in Covid Coma will also experience severe naivety, believing all the lies which have been fed to the masses since early 2020, despite the rules based on “expert medical advice” changing as often as every 12 hours or so.
One must exercise care when attempting to wake up an individual who is in a Covid Coma, as patients usually react angrily when offered treatment, as if to say “can’t you see that I’m trying to sleep?”
“Oi check this out, an independent Japanese vaccine research organisation have found that all Covid-19 mRNA vaccines are unsafe and should not be administered to anyone, let alone under a Government mandate. They say that a healthy person’s immune system is more than capable of fighting off Wu Flu, so why are the Government recommending booster number four instead of promoting a healthy diet and exercise?”
Covid Coma Patient: “Where did you read that?? What’s your source?? You’re not a doctor or epidemiologist, what if your grandma got covid and DIED?? Just because you watch conspiracy videos on YouTube doesn’t give you the right to spread misinformation! How hard is it to just shut up and get the jab??”
“Yeah okay, keep us all sick I guess”
Covid Coma Patient: “Where did you read that?? What’s your source?? You’re not a doctor or epidemiologist, what if your grandma got covid and DIED?? Just because you watch conspiracy videos on YouTube doesn’t give you the right to spread misinformation! How hard is it to just shut up and get the jab??”
“Yeah okay, keep us all sick I guess”
by UncleGreeny April 13, 2022
A milkshake with a white creamy substance. With a taste so good and filling it will put you in a coma
by Notkeyona September 23, 2021
1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'
2. Someone who refuses to face reality.
2. Someone who refuses to face reality.
by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 14, 2018
The state of semi-consciousness a girl attains after a hefty orgasm(s). Deminished mental capacity, numbness of the legs and feet and involuntary shaking are symptoms commonly exhibited during a climax coma. Water, snacks and snuggles are effective treatments to ease the symptoms as needed.
After screwing her every which way but loose for an hour and a half she was in a complete climax coma.
by hemp_dictionary June 16, 2022
The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.
"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"
by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011
Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.
Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.
Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.
by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024