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Columbia 

Columbia is a gay poser town. Everyone there is either a prep or a poser, or usually both. They like to smoke weed in there spare time, which is always because noone there has a life. Noone there has any culture and the farthest they have ever been is the Dairy Queen at the end of main street. Nobody likes good music, they like to steal all there music from ashley and chelsea. All the little posers and preps are going to grow up and become townies.
Hey do you like a box full of sharp twinkies.
Columbia by the townie March 27, 2005

Columbia-Greene

Columbia-Greene Community College, located in Hudson, New York. Although it should be more like Greene Community College because 90% of the students attending live in Greene county. The classes are ridiculously easy and the college is smaller then most high schools. Anyone who gets less then a 4.0 probably doesn’t show up. Also known as the “Harvard on the Hudson”. Often hated on by students from HVCC and other 4 year schools because it’s small yet many transfer here after flunking out of said schools. Most students who attend either transfer to UAlbany or SUNY New Paltz or drop out because they don’t show up.
I didn’t have the grades to get into New Paltz, so I’ll go to Columbia-Greene for 2 years and then transfer.

Columbian Birthday Cake 

Putting a bunch of Columbian Bam Bam on your dick right before you bang a girl in the ass. Then blow your load in her ear and slap the side of her head.
I was over at Donna’s last night and gave her a Columbian Birthday Cake! Happy birthday to me!

Columbian jack hammer 

While plowing a female women you snort a line of cocaine of her clit
The dirty bitch let me do her with the Columbian jack hammer

Columbian Swan Dive 

A Columbian Swan Dive is when you are doing a hooker doggy style and you put at least an 8 balls worth cocaine down her ass crack and scoop it up with your erect penis. Then you bend your penis down and let go so it launches a cloud of cocaine into the air infront of your face. Inhale deeply as you stick your arms out as if you are doing a Swan dive.
Bro, I railing this hooker from the back and she handed me a fat bag of coke and told me to go for a Columbian Swan Dive. I could not resist.

White combine 

Term used on the prairies for a severe hailstorm, in some cases every bit of plant matter is damaged and bark is stripped from young trees.
Many fields in the area were written off after last summer's white combine

Whore East Columbia, SC 

North East Columbia, SC
The place where all the gold digging trophy wife’s live with their mad rich white husbands. They have daughters who are hoes and wear 1200 dollar sneakers that are meant to look used.
Oh I see your golden goose sneakers, you must live in Whore East Columbia, SC.