Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game
8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2
Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2
Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
by TheLurch September 8, 2013
Get the facebook coaches mug.a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
by DunchThirty February 13, 2012
Get the knife coach mug.A person, preferably another male, with experience to help guide a younger male in developing his maturity as a man.
John grew up without a father figure and had no guidance in developing his adult manhood. Steve, a respected Big Brother, stepped in to guide John and served as his man-coach to guide him with responsible direction in live towards maturing as an adult male.
by The Missile August 6, 2012
Get the man-coach mug.Coach MJ is a Muay Thai/Kickboxing coach who tries to go above and beyond and do right by his clients. He is known to quickly dismiss clients that no-call, no-show a private session.
Damn! So Coach MJ isn’t going to book privates with you anymore?
Nah. I left him hanging, waiting for me at the gym and didn’t call him…
Wow, you’re a dirty little shit-mouthed bitch.
Nah. I left him hanging, waiting for me at the gym and didn’t call him…
Wow, you’re a dirty little shit-mouthed bitch.
by I train UFC November 23, 2021
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Person 1: Why is she making sexist jokes and laughing with the boys, thats a grown woman :o
Person 2: HAHAHAHA THATS A FEMALE PE COACH
Person 2: HAHAHAHA THATS A FEMALE PE COACH
by picture2burn May 24, 2023
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Hey coach
Coach victor: Ahh I'm not used to this with my semi pros. Do we have all 18 balls?? (unintelligible gibberish) Anyways you're all great guys I'll take you down to the hong kong one day....
Coach victor: Ahh I'm not used to this with my semi pros. Do we have all 18 balls?? (unintelligible gibberish) Anyways you're all great guys I'll take you down to the hong kong one day....
by Schlonglover03 November 4, 2023
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Sauce would have 2 pucks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 12, 2023
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