A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.
GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"
by martin wright8888 September 02, 2008
Maria said, "Every time I get drunk and a boy says close your eyes and open your mouth, I get a big fat cock in the mouth!"
by Buck Wild Nuts April 20, 2016
1) a part of a song from the song longview by green day, "bit my lip and close my eyes,take my away to paridise.
2)a way to masturbate.
2)a way to masturbate.
i went to a green day concert and he played longview, he told us to sing the part, ''bit my lip and close my eyes''
he bit his lip and closed his eyes and went wild.
he bit his lip and closed his eyes and went wild.
by awesome456 May 03, 2010
What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
by SpeedyG877 November 24, 2020
Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore
Help me they are closing in on my location I need backup
Help me they are closing in on my location I need backup
I have 30 seconds until they catch me Help they are closing in on me i cant run anymore
by Blizzards that kill u r pog August 11, 2021
Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5
by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence
friend: ok whats the sentence?
me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
friend: ok whats the sentence?
me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021