Chompel

Chompel/Ciompel is derived from a lithuanian word "Čiompelis" which defines:

An overweight (usually antisocial) person that acts egotistically in order to save his fragile ego. He takes jokes too personally and cant back what he says up.

Person 1: Person x is a chompel.
Person 2: How come?
Person 1: He just can't take a damn joke, started flaming me. A walking L if you ask me.

by ArmantasRamanauskas August 24, 2022

Clampitting

When you make a multi million dollar Company whilst Making a family by having a threesome with your brother and sister during Christmas. This action is usually done in Zürich with the help of a Cat café, gay porn, latex, cat henti and Multiple war crimes.

Dude, I just totally clampitted my Ex!!

I was clampitting my ex when my mother entered and joined in!!

by Agar_Willson December 12, 2022

forty clamp

pronounced (fooooooooooo-D-Clamp)

Originated by the drunken shouts of one Dale Tourdot (pronounced: 2 dough) in an attempt to say "party time". Now a staple for the phrase "Im gonna get fucked up!" or "Fucking Sweet!". Used in extreme drunkeness as exclamation for elation or triumph. Was heard in another drunken shout on 94.1 JJO, the number one hard rock radio station in America and one of our own in Wisconsin

Drunk 1 (Whilst throwing in a game of beer pong): "Its rebuttal, make this so I can slam that keystone."
(Ker-Plunk-nothin but beer)
Drunk 2: "Foooooooooooooorty-Clamp!"

or
Drunk 1:"It's Sunday morning and we got nothing to do"
Drunk 2:"I got a case of keystone!"
Drunk 1:"Forty Clamp bitches"

by Colt .45 April 24, 2008

whore chomper

a person who fucks lots of street walkers

most truck drivers are such whore chompers

by suckitfuckit December 15, 2009

Chair Chomper

The sexual position, that is similar to the 69 but involves the male sitting in a chair, while the woman is upside down on his crotch.
also known as the "36"

Guy 1: I totally did the Chair Chomper position with Charlotte last night, but I had to throw out the chair.

Guy 2: You mean 36ed?

Guy 1: Whatever, same thing.

by ALLPOWERFULMANGO April 17, 2011

Tramp clamp

Non violent head lock performed on partner until blowjob is given.

Bro i was getting sick of getting no play so i finally just had to put the old lady in tramp clamp.

by Boss ninja13 June 3, 2016

Zombie chompers

When an individual's teeth are sharp and jagged due to excessive drug and alcohol abuse and/or poor dental hygiene, giving the appearance of a zombies teeth.

Dude, did you see that guys teeth? He's got some serious zombie chompers, bro

by Huge hammer69 September 30, 2016