Clay is someone who is talented even though he dosent give himself enough credit. He is funny, kind and sworn to love and protect you until he end of time. He knows his way around an instrument (and a kitty ;)) and is one of the biggest nerds you will meet. He loves video games, music and history movies and scaring himself. Given the opportunity he will get autistic about his hobbies and the things he likes. He’s a little slow but I still love him. He’s a certified big friendly giant until you piss him off. If you have a clay, keep them, clays are extremely special and rare.
This man will someday be my husband and the father of my children and I cannot wait for that day to come. Until the end of time and beyond -Honeybee
This man will someday be my husband and the father of my children and I cannot wait for that day to come. Until the end of time and beyond -Honeybee
by hoooney November 21, 2023
Get the Clay mug.1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.
2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.
3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.
3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!
Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.
The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!
Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.
The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
by The_Klay May 8, 2018
Get the Clay dick mug.A type of hard material used by relatively unknown players to relieve pain and inducing drowsiness, stupor, or insensibility. When saturated with water the material will become sticky and affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegally.
"Dude I heard Nogons is selling White Stained Clay these days on his server.
"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
by i'm not proud of this July 12, 2021
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Get the Hey hey clay clay mug.Most highly anticipated streamer of all time, Cam Weeny, also known as “Cameron Jones” strives to make the world a better place. He is sponsored by many cologne companies due to that being his staple of entertainment. Many companies such as WD-40 Bug Spray and Buggers Delight are usually known as his pillars of support. He is also known as one of the popular speedrunners that have completed “Scrat’s Nutty Adventure” in under 15 minutes.
Viewer: “I love using my WD-40 Bug Spray”
Clay Coffee: “Well I’ll give you my yearly customer discount!”
Clay Coffee: “Well I’ll give you my yearly customer discount!”
by Clay Coffee June 10, 2024
Get the Clay Coffee mug.When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.
by Honky Actual May 20, 2016
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