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Choke n' Stroke

"what ever happened to David Carradine???"

"oh.. you didn't hear? He went out by the ole choke n' stroke"
by StunningLD January 10, 2013
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Chekers

Place of business that sells hamburgers.
You gotta get, hey wait a minute, don't give me no lame excuse, it ain't no use unless you eat...(you know what I'm talking about)
by John Matt June 19, 2003
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force choke

an execution technique popularized by Darth Vader in Star Wars, in which Darth Vader (or another sith) uses the force to have one of his high-ranking officers strangle himself.
Darth Vader: * force choke s Captain Needa*

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."
by Meepster April 4, 2015
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Toke and Choke

Smoking copious amounts of weed all day while watching porn and masturbating.
Carl is a real toke and choke kinda guy.

Ever since I moved back in with my parents, all I do is toke and choke.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Choke-Fuck

The act of fucking a girl while choking her because you hate her and she's the biggest god damn bitch alive but even with that she's hot as hell.
Richard: God I want to choke-fuck that bitch.
Andrew: Same here man!!
by OneTwoThree________WHATTHEFUCK January 20, 2009
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Chile Chokers

Underwear such as boxer briefs or Mighty Tighty Whities be 'em Hanes or BVD's or any other underwear that restricts much needed air flow. No man should be crowding his unit like this, it will make it claustrophobic.
Brent was smuggling a fruit basket the size of a tic tac and two bb's in his chile chokers!

Alex needs to relax or he is going to bacon strip the back of his chile chokers.
by Keep it Free September 1, 2009
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Chokebate

The process by which regular masturbation (or to bate oneself) has become so tedious and lackluster that a new method concentrated around "sexual asphyxiation" must be put into effect in order to maintain high levels of arousal.

This process is usually done with an object capable of strangulation such as a belt or for the pros, an actual noose

It is usually recommended that the chokebater has a "spotter" in case of emergency, but this concept basically defeats the art of masturbation.
Friend 1: Dude it's getting pretty bad

Friend 2: What is?

Friend 1: Seriously its like nothing can turn me on anymore when I'm trying to bate.

Friend 2: Do you ever watch like super hardcore shit, like snuff films or whatever.

Friend 1: No man, I'm not that weird. Its just that there is something missing.

Friend 2: Well, I heard Tony tried that one thing where he put a noose around his neck and right before he was about to pass out, blew a huge load and said it was the coolest thing ever.

Friend 1: Chokebate?

Friend 2: Yep, thats it

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The action can physically be seen in:
"Weeds" on Showtime. Kevin Nealon as Doug in Season 5.
by Crark July 14, 2010
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