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The Chernobyl hair tangler

The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner
Person 1:“I challenge you to The Chernobyl hair tangler”

Person 2:”let’s do this thing”
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Dropping a Chernobyl 

Taking a prolonged, smelly shit while someone is sitting in a Sauna that is in close proximity
Lucas was scarred for life when he witnessed Ethan dropping a Chernobyl
Dropping a Chernobyl by Ethanu February 9, 2020

te amo un chorro 

Basically just saying I love you a lot. Because chorro means diarrhea and when you have diarrhea you poop A LOT so I love you a lot. Te amo un chorro
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: te amo un chorro tambien
te amo un chorro by mudddz May 7, 2023

La Casa Del Chorro

Smells like shit, pays like shit, must be a La Casa Del Chorro.

Jaffar Kong Chernob 

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.
"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone