Phantom Chat

On facebook,when someone deletes themselves from your page leaving one sided conversations like you're fucking talking to yourself.

I'd better delete my comments,asshole deleted themselves now it looks like I'm having a Phantom Chat.

by JoeNJ2 March 1, 2015

brown chat

The act of talking on the phone while taking a shit.

Jeff on toilet: "So I was at the <grunts> club today and saw this chick with an amazing rack"
Larry: *interrupts* "Jeff are

you taking a shit?! Did you really engage me in a brown chat?!"

by T Weezy77 April 14, 2016

chat bang

Chat bang is just a fancy word for sexting someone online, however some people misuse the word by saying they were "chat banged" when a group of people trolled them.

I meet Kiera on MeWe.com and we liked each other, so she asked me if I wanted to chat bang. We chat banged for hours.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

chatting snickers

You are chatting snickers is another way of say you chat shit.
Word made by CHARLEY SAUNDERS

Dave I don’t like this food
:Steve you are chatting snickers

by follow my insta @3aundz August 12, 2019

Schrödinger’s chat

When you receive a chat notification on your phone, see the preview snippet, but are either too reticent or to read the full message. So the message is both simultaneously good and bad at the same time. This provides the reassurance required to continue to ignore the message.

*beep beep* Ooop a WhatsApp from the boss, nah I'll give that the Schrödinger’s chat treatment for now.

by hobnobz May 27, 2020

Chat goblins

People who on group chat talk with each other often ignoring the rest of the group, mostly talking with emojis.

-They are so annoying
-Yeah they are such Chat goblins

by Sum ok m8 December 1, 2017

prebang-chat

When a lad describes how badly he is going to 'destroy' that girl over there before he has had any interaction with her

Mak was giving his standard prebang-chat but once again it was all chat no bang

by Chicken Nuggget October 6, 2016