Melting chapstick

making out

Jeremy says he has a girlfriend, but I heard someone caught him melting chapstick with Brock in the gym last night

by bastardcryptid February 23, 2020

Manhattan Chapstick

When you cum in a cup and freeze overnight creating cum chapstick.

The other day that girl was so freaky she let me perform a Manhattan Chapstick.

by tittiemuncher42069 March 17, 2021

Wet chapstick

When ur partner puts wet chapsticks all over there asshole. Then you have anal sex. After you have oral sex and that’s how you put on wet chapstick

Baby come put some wet chapstick on me

by Wet chapstick February 10, 2021

This Chapter

It's just trash

-hey did u like the food
-no, this chapter

by Serghio April 15, 2021

Sharing chapstick

When the girl rimming you and the girl blowing you switch positions they're sharing chapstick.

Oh dude, see Jill and Lisa over there, I hear they love sharing chapstick, we should invite them.

by NichtFreud May 6, 2021

Lavernes Chapter

Laverneschapter is a Instagram editor and who edits the person #zoelaverne and who is known as a #videostareditor who has 6k! Zoe has noticed them!! and followed!

Lavernes Chapter is a Instagram editor and has 6k followers on Instagram and the editing program is video Star

by Instagrameditors September 24, 2021

Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

by ﾠ February 28, 2022