A highly lewd, sexual act which entails two men, preferably hairy men, engage in sodomy, then force a Canada Goose to retrieve the semen from the anus. A female must watch this entire act, then suffocate the goose in her vagina. The goose shall then be butchered with a plastic butter knife and eaten raw by the three human participants. The three must then vomit into a bucket, and that vomit must be mixed with 20 gallons of mustard and the three humans must bathe in the substance for at least 40 minutes.
John: I heard some noise coming from your room last night.
Mike: Oh yeah, I had some friends over for a Canada's History.
John: Nice! Why didn't you invite me?
Mike: You're from Montreal.
Mike: Oh yeah, I had some friends over for a Canada's History.
John: Nice! Why didn't you invite me?
Mike: You're from Montreal.
by Neverkillmavericks February 05, 2010
A highly perverse form of sexual intercourse involving adult pleasureables that can be directly (and stereotypically) attributed to Canada. Such examples of said pleasurables could include moose antlers, Canadian whisky, and the stanley cup.
Jess & Gary could not engage themselves any longer in "canada's history," as it took too much a toll on her body.
by jmblas February 05, 2010
Did you bring the syrup? Taylor already brought her moose antlers and Clark is on his way with the Stanley Cup. It's Canada's History this month, remember?
by Door4mat. February 05, 2010
When 5 guys ejaculate into an exact replica of the Stanley cup and mix it with maple syrup. They then proceed to have sex with a woman who must sing "O Canada" while chugging the cup of Sperm. They all must wear moose antlers and all the guys will have Canadian flags hanging out their anuses.
Oh my god! Jimmy, John, Jack, Jose, and Juan all pulled a full Canada's History on Susie last night. She drank the whole cup!!!
by Wolfi3000 February 05, 2010
When a man is sexing a woman in the anus and his penis becomes covered in shit. He then pulls out his penis and jizz's in her eye, she than in return pisses in his mouth, which is already filled with mentoes and diet coke
by Sendalay February 05, 2010
1. A depraved sexual act.
2. When three obese men sit around a woman and fart in her face.
3. A sexual act where two grandma's dressed as Hitler fuck eachother's asshole with a double-edged dildo.
4. When two hermaphrodites have double-gay sex
2. When three obese men sit around a woman and fart in her face.
3. A sexual act where two grandma's dressed as Hitler fuck eachother's asshole with a double-edged dildo.
4. When two hermaphrodites have double-gay sex
1. "Look at that girl! I want to educate her in Canada's history!"
2. "I heard Lucy knows Canada's history." "Yea, shes a Canadian"
3. "Damn Canadian Parliament's website pop-ups! I don't want to subscribe to the website Canada's History. I don't like granny sex or Hitler"
4. "I found some good Canada's history. The double gay kind."
2. "I heard Lucy knows Canada's history." "Yea, shes a Canadian"
3. "Damn Canadian Parliament's website pop-ups! I don't want to subscribe to the website Canada's History. I don't like granny sex or Hitler"
4. "I found some good Canada's history. The double gay kind."
by V. Ege February 05, 2010
A vile sexual act involving the Stanley Cup, a moose head, and maple syrup. The cup is filled with maple syrup, then doused upon the moose head, giving it a slippery, lubricated feel. You can figure out the rest.
by ColbertNation14 February 05, 2010