Cracking a Gong

Hitting your girlfriend so hard with your penis it makes a vibrating noise.

Guy: Dude, I was cracking a gong on my girlfriend so hard that it looks like Holk Hogan beat the living shit out of her.

by CabbageMan572 July 28, 2018

carking

The act of one male undressing in his car in a public car park for the sole purpose of attracting another male

Dale parked at morrison’s and started carking, brian was impressed

by Skippy645321 August 24, 2018

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

CAKING

The act of cumming inside of a girl while she has a yeast infection. This is because it is like putting icing on a pastry.

My wife and I tried caking for the first time last night. I ate her out afterwards.

by Siboman March 14, 2019

cackling

nutting

how are u doing bro

oh im cackling

have fun w that

by nutnutnutting January 28, 2019

Cackling Kaftar

A man who has a fetish for sucking milk out of cows utters

Farmer: Honey have you seen the cow?
Farmers Wife: Why, I saw our son take off with Daisy just a second ago.
Farmer: God Damnit! That Cackling Kaftar is gonna suck my cow dry!

by Descapito 6 Confirmed! March 24, 2019

Caking

When you have a mindless fuck session with someone of great importance to you.

“Oh yeah, I was caking Stacy last night after prom.”

by Ol’ Mustard Wrangler July 5, 2019