Unseasoned Cabbage

Everyones definition of this is different, but Unseasoned cabbage is when you are not really relatable, or when you don’t know a well-known thing.

“ did you see this tiktok its really funny“
“no? I don’t even get it.“
“ u unseasoned cabbage“

by urbanslangtranslater November 10, 2020

cabbage cup

A cabbage cup is when one decides to fart in his hand, trap it in like a lid on a cup and proceed to force the cup into a friend/significant others face

Dave: Where were you last night mike?
Mike: I was busy cabbage cupping my girlfriend.

by Mr fart January 10, 2021

Cabbage-Nigger

An ethnic slur directed towards people of German and central/eastern-European descent based on the prevalence of cabbage in their diets (AKA, Cabbage-Coon).

Haha, look at Johan and Vladimir sitting there eating their Sauerkraut and Borsch while squatting drinking Weihenstephaner and vodka. What a pair of Cabbage-Niggers.

by ZeGermansAndZeSlavsAreNotSoDif February 3, 2021

Unseasoned Cabbage

It’s a very offensive insult that means Milana.

You unseasoned cabbage.

by Seasoned Tic Tac March 27, 2021

Pickled cabbage

Dreadlock man pubes that smell like Rigamortus.

Gotta scrub the men. Can’t have her smelling my pickled cabbage.

by Rodge July 6, 2023

Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.

by yeaitslunar February 24, 2022

Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.

Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...

by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010