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Crackin' cabbages

fart, lettin' er rip, breaking wind, falttulence,
I told you that you ate too much roasted garlic, and now you'll be crackin' cabbages all night!
by mirmon March 20, 2019
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cabbage snatcher

A person who steals vegetables because they are a poor transient, but are still too much of a hippie to eat meat like a normal person.
“Just realized Peter Rabbit is a damn cabbage snatcher”
“I saw that bum in the community garden stealing tomatoes, what a cabbage snatcher”
by LCBAS June 1, 2018
mugGet the cabbage snatchermug.

Pickled cabbage

Dreadlock man pubes that smell like Rigamortus.
Gotta scrub the men. Can’t have her smelling my pickled cabbage.
by Rodge July 6, 2023
mugGet the Pickled cabbagemug.

Cabbage Veins

The varicose veins seen in an elderly women's legs but on the vagina. Looks like the stems on a cabbage.
Her pushy was nasty, it just looks rugged, Cabbage Veins and old cheese smell. Very popular in a bingo hall.
by Greg from The Committee January 21, 2022
mugGet the Cabbage Veinsmug.

Cabbage fever

When one isn't able to get an erection.
Whereas the stalk won't hold up the head.
Usually from a temporary reason ie. Nerves, drunk etc.
A term used jokingly on construction crews.
The man didn't have sex, due to a case of cabbage fever.
by Toker13 June 3, 2021
mugGet the Cabbage fevermug.

wet cabbage

a word to describe an incredibly boring person with the most dull personality
ocean is such a wet cabbage
by meadox November 20, 2022
mugGet the wet cabbagemug.

Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...
by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010
mugGet the Muff Cabbagemug.

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