crusty carrot

A man with a dirty penis.

Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.

by ThatChyGirl December 30, 2015

Levi’s carrot

Object that Levi consumes and lives in.

P1: Whose carrot is that?
P2: That’s Levi’s carrot.

by Ponchopi May 08, 2022

Pink carrot

You use a carrot to please your partner then the carrot breaks and you need to suck it out

Last night I met this chick on tinder and gave her the pink carrot

by A a rod February 14, 2020

Dirty Carrot

Is a carrot that has been used for anal reaming

Bend over and take this dirty carrot like a man!

by SLAGGDADDY November 10, 2018

Carrot muncher

Someone who has a talent and/or habbit for performing oral sex on a male with ginger hair

I hear your sister like's gingers, what a carrot muncher

by Gazmondo September 08, 2020

ranchy carrot

When you masturbate and (usually out of panic) reapply your pants before proper cleaning.

Oh man, Matt had such a ranchy carrot.

by Riedisawesome November 13, 2016

Underhand Carrot

When at a posh restaurant, and the waiter gives you a cheeky hand job while pretending to read the specials.

I used to waitress at the Ivy, until I gave an underhand carrot to Russell Brand.

by wynners June 27, 2020