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Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..
Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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Apartment building

a hotel but the rooms keep someone hostage for longer
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Moorfoot Building

aka "Aztek Temple" or "Dalek City", the Moorfoot Building is a massive ugly office building at the dodgy end of The Moor. The derelict fountain out front is a frequent meeting spot for smackheads.
Do you see that ugly Aztek Temple of a building? Thats the Moorfoot building.
by TheWickedBitchIsDead March 30, 2022
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Enkai’s build and kill

IHATEFAGGOTS11: hey do you play on enkai’s build and kill?
saneperson1233: hang yourself
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Build a mansion on your lot

"Oh yeah my girlfriend? She asked 'can I build a mansion on your lot?' and I happily agreed. Love languages, you know?"
by The Lord of the land December 11, 2020
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Build a BBQ

Something you promise with no intention of ever carrying through.
Have you given your mate his drill back yet ?

Not yet. That's coming right after I build a BBQ for him. Lol.
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Build a BBQ

A task you promise to do for a friend that you have absolutely no intention of carrying out.
"Hey Dave, you given your mate his drill back yet ?"
"Lol, yeah right after I build a BBQ for him"

A dick move by a douchecanoe
by OverdueBBQ February 6, 2021
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