Broke-assed 

Past of broke-ass

See broke-ass for Broke-assed

Broke-assed by V.Sylva May 11, 2012

Broke it with a sammich 

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

Broke it with a sammich by Captainemo April 27, 2013

broke as a turkey 

when you're in highschool and you miss understand a tall black guy saying he's broke

Juan- IM BROKE AS HELL

Janna- Did you just say you're broke as a turkey?
Juan- SURE DID..

broke as a turkey by washington carter the 50000th October 8, 2013

broke ass 

v. To flatulate in an explosive manner, exponentially more so than breaking wind

*Pvfvt!* Okay, who just broke ass?

broke ass by F.Courier December 15, 2015

Broke back Bagpipe 

A Broke Back Bagpipe, is when you simultaneously blow air into your partners ass, after that, your partner will fart that air, back into your airway.

I introduced your mom to the Broke Back Bagpipe last night.

Broke back Bagpipe by Jonathan (JJ) April 21, 2016

Broke Status 

The time period in between being Flat Broke and Pay day where you have about $20 to your name.

Hey man I'm back from my trip wanna go out for a beer this Tuesday?- Friend 1
Nah, I'm broke status right now we get paid on Thursday though- Friend 2

Broke Status by Sstav August 20, 2016

broke ass shot 

When a male or female basketball player shoots the basketball and misses the shot or misses the rim completely by air balling.
That person is known for having a broke ass shot.

I'm bout to get a bucket Jordan. Shoot that broke ass shot

broke ass shot by Mr.Unguardable May 22, 2016