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Flix Block

When your partner/friend constantly stands in the way of your Netflix time but still moans you can't watch without them
Man I would have finished Breaking Bad by now but my husband is such a Flix Block
by Anonymous8008135 November 3, 2016
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Flop block

When someone raises pre flop in a game of Texas Hold'em poker, trying to block other players from seeing the flop for cheap.
He flop blocked the table by betting one hundred dollars pre flop and then showed pocket aces, why does he have to be such a flop blocker?
by Daniel Spahettian June 8, 2014
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coke-block

When another restaurant goer steps in front of you preventing you from gaining access to the soda fountain. Either due to their indecisiveness or total lack of self-awareness.
Guy #1: Dude, where have you been? Our food is getting cold.

Guy #2: Sorry, that girl totally just coke-blocked me over there!
by mma206 September 17, 2010
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Listener's Block

The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"
Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!

Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.
by simbrose May 20, 2011
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chippy block

When you have eaten too many chips, which therefore causes a block in your throat aka chippy block
I ate too many chips, now I've got chippy block
by Queen chip April 9, 2017
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Pest-blocking

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.
Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!
by CirenPest#1 July 23, 2012
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Cockpit Blocked

When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.
Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?

Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!
by GotAFuckingUsername September 8, 2015
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