by Lordifan October 28, 2021
Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.
According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
by idksogtfo June 28, 2017
The word "bling" refers to a shiny object often diamonds or metals but can aslo be used as light shining as in "The light is blinging/shining.
The word Bling was created by Lil Wayne with the help of his old friend Magnolia Shorty who sadly passed away in 2010.
The word Bling was created by Lil Wayne with the help of his old friend Magnolia Shorty who sadly passed away in 2010.
by WeezyFtunechi January 05, 2021
The word "bling" refers to a shiny object often diamonds or metals but can aslo be used as light shining as in "The light is blinging/shining.
The word Bling was created by Lil Wayne with the help of his old friend Magnolia Shorty who sadly passed away in 2010.
The word Bling was created by Lil Wayne with the help of his old friend Magnolia Shorty who sadly passed away in 2010.
by WeezyFtunechi January 05, 2021
by SILLY SAMOON June 10, 2024
(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011