web bling

Like regular bling but of web sites, web bling is flashy show off graphics and animation valuing bling excessive flash over substance.

Wow the web bling of that site is so cool, too bad they don't have any details that back up their claims, some actual function to the site would be nice too.

by pwvl May 5, 2011

Bling Wrap

When you first open a new roll of sandwich wrap(Cling wrap, in Australia)and it works perfectly. Completely opposite to a trashy old end of roll wrap.

Just cracked a new Bling Wrap, it was soooo satisfying to perfectly wrap my sandwich with precision.

by The Bin Bird January 15, 2025

hotline blinging

Putting your thumb on a girl's clit and your pinky in the girl's asshole so your hand looks like a phone and then shaking your had vigorously in a "surfs up dude" style

"Dude! I took this girl home last night and for a while we were just making out and then we started hotline blinging"

"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."

by Jaybird1201 August 6, 2016

Ring Bling

A ring

People go for a Hi5:
Person 1: "Oh man, i can't... you gonna hurt me with your ring bling!"

by Whatever! September 24, 2008

BLING BLING

Crack cocaine.

Yo! I need something to make me feel good! You know what I'm saying? I need to feel good!

Bling bling might do the trick. Nickel or two?

by Biff Spigler October 15, 2022

ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

24k bling bling

When you are sold fake gold, thinking that it is real, because it looks real, and you still wear it. You are now wearing true 24k bling bling

Man sells me a fake necklace in the mall parking lot, the quality looks real, then turns out to be fake....it is now 24k bling bling

by benny jammin May 9, 2009