Bleed Out

When you and you're girlfriend are having sex and she gets her period. You then continue to have sex with her while she is bleeding.

Dude last night i bleed out with Alison.

by shitthappens June 9, 2012

Weiner Bleeder

Noun. Verb

A penis that bleeds. Kind like a period but it happens one day a week mostly on a wednesday

Noun example :
September-"He's such a Weiner Bleeder"

Verb Example:
Mitchell-"Dude, I'm Weiner Bleeding today"
Kyle-"Awh man, I was Wenier Bleeding yesterday."

by KittySock October 14, 2009

bleed

To use or participate in an object or event for an extended period of time.

DAMN! Mike Lever bled his chordstick last night!

by KingTT July 2, 2003

No time to bleed

Generally used in trash talking, when someone "has no time to bleed" it indicates that they are so badass that they can, by choice, not bleed. This can also indicate the idea that for some reason the other person could not manage to hit them, as opposed to hitting them but not making them bleed.

Guy1: "I'm going to murder you!" *shoots Guy2*
Guy2: *does not bleed from being shot* "I ain't got no time to bleed, fool!" *busts a cap in Guy2*

You attack Dude1 with your Rusty Iron Sword and miss! (279,500 hp left)
Dude1 attacks you with his Demon Sword and does 524,258 damage! (0 hp left)
You have died!

by DaDude9211 June 26, 2008

bleed

To be upset about something

Man, I'm bleedin

by Winsper June 4, 2004

Bleeding Heart

someone who is in a negative relationship. The person will not see it as negative, but they see that they are trying to help the person. In relaity, however, the 'bleeding heart' is being dragged down. This can end up in depression, suicicide or just feeling like shit. The bleeding heart will evernetually realize that by trying to help someone who didnt want help, they were really only hurting themselvs.you have to evalute what is more valuable in your life, and if she is worth fighting for, than fight. and if she is dragging you down, then get the fuck out of the relationship. That should be approched gently, you still want to be a shoulder for her to cry on, but you cant be emotionally invovled.

if your girlfriend has attempted suicide, has been put in the hospital, has been realesed is still a fucking mess, and ur still with her, than chances are, your a bleeding heart.

by break_down December 28, 2005

Cross-bleeding

When two lesbians start scissoring on their period

dude. my g/f said if she was bi, she'd be into cross-bleeding

by UltraBitch December 14, 2009