scatter blast

When you have diarrhea and you hit a pocket of gas and the shit blows out with force, spraying shit all over the toilet bowl

dude I got to shit but someone scatter blasted the toilet, my ass isnt going to sit on that

by Dirty Joe Young April 27, 2006

Back Blast

1. The Area that should be checked before emitting a really terrible fart, when farting, or in most cases, about to fart, you should check a good distance of five to seven feet to make sure no innocent bystanders or pensioners are in the area.
2. Used by the military to check the distance is safe before rifing a rocket launcher

John Boy Goode: OMG I THINK IM LIKE, GUNNA YOU KNOW, DROP ONE
Peter Pluffiey: Check your back blast dudeeee

by Mefodikal May 2, 2006

Cock Blast

cum shot that lasts longer than 10 seconds and extremely powerful

dude i cock blasted her so hard that she flew 5 feet

by champagne_campaign October 23, 2007

megatron blast

The action of punching somebody so hard that they go flying. Also commonly known as a falcon punch.

Beat it before i megatron blast you.

by Bobby Lashley June 24, 2008

Musket blast

Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.

While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.

by Evan "Bonzof" June 19, 2008

Crack Blast

The act of sharing so hard you go back to the Cold War.

Man I ate Taco Bell last night and now I’m crack blasting non stop

by Author of Crack Blast May 2, 2021

skutter blast

When a chick or dude takes a shit and it explodes out of their ass so perfusley it sprays everywhere.

my shit this morning was a skutter blast

by DamzeL June 6, 2011