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by Noegau May 12, 2024
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Bingo

When you are turdleheading a poop and it dabs/stamps your underwear
Man I've really got to take a crap. I'm really turdleheading. If I don't get to the toilet soon I might bingo my underwear.
by Jimbo Waters November 11, 2020
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Bingo Stamping

To need to shit so bad the end of the turd continues to protrude from ones arsehole stamping holes in ones drawers like a hole punch on a bingo card.
Dude, this turd is bingo stamping the fuck out of my tighty whiteys
by West-Philly Willy July 11, 2025
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Bingo Bestie

A joke for certain people like me and a few others.
Hey Bingo Bestie lets go get my money from the dole on Friday and go to the bingo.
by Bingo bestie December 8, 2019
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Bingo card

This is a slang term for a pussy used among the dirty whores who have entered their geriatric state.
Andy get your big sweaty ass over here and use your bopper on my bingo card while I run my fingers through your luscious curls.
by Tenaciousron July 19, 2019
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bingo

Refers to the common phrases one may hear from people when they tell others they do not want kids. Imagine it like a BINGO board, covered in these common phrases. The joke is that the phrases and pleas are so common, it's almost like you can play a game of BINGO with them.

This phrasing is used in the childfree community to outline the stereotypical criticisms people face when they mention they do not want children.
I knew that I didn't want to have kids since I was a teen, but every so often when the topic comes up with a date, she will bingo me.

Last night, my parents bingo'd me about when they'll be having grand children. They don't know about the vasectomy, and neither does my girlfriend.
by BernieBroDan August 14, 2021
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Reverse Bingo Basting

A girl in the reverse cowgirl position uses the man's penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (flicking the bean). This act is performed with the lights on to qualify as it teases the man to excitement while getting the mud flaps greased up.
"She spun around on top of me and showed me the hottest reverse bingo basting I've ever seen!"
by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023
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