bingo

Refers to the common phrases one may hear from people when they tell others they do not want kids. Imagine it like a BINGO board, covered in these common phrases. The joke is that the phrases and pleas are so common, it's almost like you can play a game of BINGO with them.

This phrasing is used in the childfree community to outline the stereotypical criticisms people face when they mention they do not want children.

I knew that I didn't want to have kids since I was a teen, but every so often when the topic comes up with a date, she will bingo me.

Last night, my parents bingo'd me about when they'll be having grand children. They don't know about the vasectomy, and neither does my girlfriend.

by BernieBroDan August 14, 2021

Bingo

The little sister of Bluey, a cartoon dog who is the title character in the best show ever. Bingo has red fur and looks a lot like her mother and often engages in fun make-believe play with her sister, parents, and friends. She is sensitive at times but loves a good laugh.

There's no Bluey if she ain't got Bingo.

by Bandit Heeler April 13, 2024

Bingo

When you are turdleheading a turd and it dabs / touches your underwear.

Man, I've got to take a crap. If I keep turdleheading, I'll end up bingo stamping my underwear.

by Jimbo Waters November 11, 2020

dogpile bingo

On a website, it is possible to predict which poster is annoying enough to the rest to get dogpiled and run off the site. A fun pastime amongst website posters is dogpile bingo, viz, discussing behind the scenes who will be next on the website's collective shitlist.

"The poster who just asked a controversial question about abortion has got everyone pissed off now, and she is going to be the next winner of dogpile bingo."

by Mudblatt July 21, 2008

Bingo bathroom

A combination of body odour, and rotten vagina that lingers in the bathroom of a bingo hall.

how could u not smell that her whole place smells like a bingo bathroom

by L&Ldreambigger April 17, 2015

Minecraft bingo

A competition in minecraft where two teams are given a 5x5 board of items (the same board) and race to get a bingo or 13/25 or whatever the goal is first.

Is everyone interested in Minecraft Bingo?

by LizardInACan March 17, 2024

Three-Way Bingo

A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.

Tess Holliday is a Three-Way Bingo.

by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. December 11, 2023