BenderHOCKEY

A benderHOCKEY is someone that is amazing sexy skilled and larged at the penis that plays hockey.You average a goal and alaskian pipe each game.

Wayne gretzxy isn't a benderHOCKEY because he has a chod.

by fuckmycouchhard May 24, 2012

bender

A shelter widely used by British hippies travelling in caravans, formed by cutting springy young tree branches or root suckers and bending them into a bowed shape, securing them to the ground at both ends, until a curved space is formed. Covered by a tarp, it serves as a sort of tent.

"We'll make a bender for you for the night." "I don't feel the need for a homosexual bloke nor a short jail term, so I'm hoping you mean a temporary shelter."

by Arcadia Berger May 17, 2006

fender bender

sucking dong and jerking 2 others as one man rubs his ass on the back of your head

"After the fender bender she has to wash her hair hardcore."

by kenny b October 11, 2006

bender

to mess up, or crap oneself

oh gosh i just bendered my pants, or oh gosh i just pulled a bender

by James Kalikalu October 19, 2006

Bender your honour

Used as a repeated excuse, for unforgivable behaviour, as a result of drinking too much

(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Bender

british slang, meaning someone who is either dumb or just a flat out bellend

“you know ellie yea, shes a right bender her”

by slag.alertxo May 10, 2020

Rat Bender

General insult, non-vulgar most often used in jest.

John: You bought 25 raffle tickets, and I bought two, but I won the money!
Bill (in mock irritation): You freakin' rat bender!

by Aetherium April 12, 2008