Bedshaming

making someone feel really bad for wanting to go to bed

person 1: i'm pretty tired, think i'm gonna turn in
person 2: dude, now!? it's so early! you're going to sleep?! what're you possibly gonna do that's better than this?
person 3: hey man, quit bedshaming. anyone can snooze whenever they want.

by pistachionut May 25, 2015

bedsacaw

He is the literal meaning of god.

Bedsacaw is amazing like god

by god 214 October 18, 2017

bedshxit

When someone tries to do something to make a slight change and improvement to a situation but ends up failing with disastrous consequences through doing it recklessly.

A combination of Brexit and shitting the bed.

Uncle Roger couldn't sleep due to a mild stomach pain so tried to fart out the gas, but through pushing too hard he followed through and triggered Bedshxit.

Auntie Ann had a fly buzzing around her kitchen, but was too lazy to find the fly swatter, so tried to get rid of it with a blowtorch. She promptly Bedshxitted through burning down her entire house.

by Sullivanus Maximus April 11, 2019

Bedst

The bedst is a compliment to someone who is very good in bed. They are the bed-best thus; bedst.

My girlfriend may not make as good a cheese sandwich as I, but when in my room, she is the bedst.

by CallumFoster February 18, 2020

Bedsheet Cocktail Fart

When your significant other is sleeping in bed next to you, and they let off a loud fart, you too fart to allow for the aromas to mix under the covers. Putting your head under the covers to enjoy the smell for yourself is a must.

Rob and Susie were sleeping in one day when rob cracked a nasty fart under the covers. Susie growing curious, and decided to help create a Bedsheet Cocktail Fart to see what the wretched aroma would be.

by Pussysniffersupreme January 20, 2021

bedshot

a bow headshot

@red Rydon @Aurabell @drknd Foxes

totally knocked them with a bedshot....fucking bot

by Bagooj March 31, 2021

Creeper Bedsheets

Creeper Bedsheets are bedsheets with a picture of a Creeper from the hit game Minecraft made by Notch

Creeper Bedsheets are typically used in very intimate relationships between 2 people doing the unholy

Guy: Hey shawty *pulls out Creeper Bedsheets*

Girl: Omg Babe!!!!

by Shinolol April 14, 2022