batmanning

suddenly and silently disappearing without a trace and with no forewarning becoming completely unreachable by any communications device or service

7:14 pm:

hi sugar

hey lil mama, what's up?

ooh you tickle me with that!

that's what's up, lil mama

what are you doing tonight?

...

hello?

...

8 am the next day

yo, lil mama what's up?

lol, nothin if you keep batmanning out on me like that!!!

by classic1979 April 27, 2009

the batman

Shittiest batman cartoon ever. Basically a clone of Jack Chan adventures, this incarnate of batman has a younge Bruce Wayne fight a Jamaican Joker, a Bane that looks like a oversized used tampon, and a Mr. Freeze that has a used condom on his head. Nice going WB

Batman the animated series>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Batman

by Juicy Mix May 13, 2005

Batman

Originating from the title "Batty Boi," batman refers to a male who is a homosexual (or Batty boi.)
When you come across a gay couple for example you could describe them as "Batman and robin"

Scott: Hey big boi
Friend: hey batman i'm not that whey inclined you f**kn queer!
Scott: ... i luv u....

by Deanis the Poinis! October 9, 2006

The Goddam Batman

Are you retarded? It's the goddam Batman!

If the goddam Batman feels like driving the goddam batmobile and having a can of the goddam anti-shark bat-spray-can in the goddam batcopter, he'll have one. Goddam it.

by Calvin Goddam Luther September 29, 2009

batmangasm

A sudden outburst of uncontrolled pleasure after watching the Batman movie.

"Man last weekend I went and saw that Batman movie and I had biggest batmangasm ever"

by CassidySCREAM October 6, 2008

batman kink

The enjoyment of a low, grumbly, ominous voice, as well as some sort of black mask covering the upper part of the face during sex, as well as the batman symbol to be somewhere on the partners body.

Person 1: If you like comic books, what's your kink? ;)

Person 2: Oh, I definitely have a batman kink.

by kinkykinks420 June 4, 2016

BatmanTheCool

Anybody who Is a badass uses this username

jeff:BatmanTheCool is the best
jacob:true
camron:true brah

by TexanBoi September 14, 2018