triple action bathroom break

The act of taking a dump, having a meal and catching a solid blow job all while sitting on the toilet.

It doesn't get any better than that man, I just had a triple action bathroom break at work. You know I caught A knob job from Tina and had a steak and baked potato all while releasing a turd.

by bastubes December 11, 2007

Bathroom Play

The art of sexual play involving bodily secretions such as urine and fecal matter.

Joanne asked Jimmy John if he wanted to have some bathroom play. Joanne pissed in Jimmy John's mouth, then Jimmy john proceeded to shit on Joanne's titties.

by WTFisThat August 20, 2018

paint the bathroom

v: the act of ejaculating on someone's face. (past tense: painted their bathroom)

excuse me bitch, mind if i paint the bathroom?

by ike baby April 4, 2006

bathroom shoving

The act of making a person feel unwelcome in a multi-stall public bathroom because of his/her gender identity and/or expression by action ranging from hostile comments and questions, actual physical shoving, or unwarranted complaints to the authorities when the person has no interfered with anyone's safety, and has a good reason to use the bathroom he/she has chosen and/or avoid the one with the opposite sex designation.

This just in: Pacific Park, an amusement park in Santa Monica, CA, is being investigated for bathroom shoving. Authorities say employees forcibly and unlawfully removed a female-looking guest from the women's room, who entered merely to relieve her bladder, did not interact with the other guests, and did not disrobe in their view of give any other indications of her unusual gender history. When question, the victim insisted that if she used the men's room, she'd make the men and the boys even more uncomfortable, not to mention running the risk of being assaulted.

by LA_girl March 14, 2009

Bathroom Shuffle

The akward, thighs pressed together bolt a girl does to the bathroom after she has just taken a fat load of cum. Usually said girl has some form of plug, either a wad of tissues or her hands to stop the outpour of said cum !

Dude, i shagged this chick last night and it was the funniest bathroom shuffle ive ever seen !

by nmk_427 August 20, 2009

Walmart bathroom party

When you destroy some twelve year olds dream by choke slamming him into the sink

Yo my mans just Walmart bathroom party that kid

by JFKexperience75 May 24, 2019

meet me at the rec bathroom

on contrary to the term meet me at the rec, this is also a term used by comeaux high students when they want to have gay sex, hence the nick name, homeuax high.

guy 1: Hey you wanna catch these hands

guy 2: Oh you know it, meet me at the rec bathroom

guy 1: Oh you want those kind of hands, ok, i'll meet you at the rec bathroom

by Homeaux Comeaux December 20, 2018