bathing suit

Although believed to be an outfit for swimming, it isn't
Technically, it is a SUIT for bathing
But do you know anyone who bathes in suit?
That's what i thought.
The term "bathing suit" is politically incorrect
While we're on the subject, so is your face

"Okay, BATHING SUITS!"
"I don't know about you, but I personally bathe in the nude so I don't know what you're asking us to do"
"No,like a bathing suit"
"Who wears a suit when they take a shower?"
"No, like to go to the beach"
"You want me to bathe at the beach?!?!"
"In front of everyone?"
"Okay, everyone in the back, and line up"
"That's just a little bit nasty"

by Kadie-Lee May 30, 2008

bashing one out

Male masturbation, Having a wank, Stimulation of the penis to rach a climax.

Got excited today and then went home for a wank. I was there bashing one out when the misses walked in.

by Gavdddaa December 30, 2006

basin head

Used to define someone who has their hair cut in the form of a bowl or mushroom.

Oh my God, your such a basin head

by Joshua Wilcox May 4, 2005

Basingstoke

Also known as;

Basingrad
Boringstoke
Basingjoke
Amazingstoke
Basingvegas

Rated from worst to best names (i.e. Basingrad is bad, Basingvegas is good).

Guy: Hows Basingstoke at the moment?
Girl: It's been a bit Basingrad lately.
Guy: Hmmm.... Call me again when its more Basingvegas.

by somethingsmells May 27, 2009

Boshing

When a person jumps on a side or following someone else to gain fame; last minute person's decision making choice to join a successful side; thirsty attempt to be famous; playing follow the leader

Like when NBA star Chris Bosh joining(Boshing) the Miami Heats to be under successful superstars Dwayne Wade and Lebron James to claim fame and win a ring.

by Bre Blakes July 10, 2010

boshing

the act of smoking out of a gravity bong

hey i wanna smoke? only if we are boshing

by chocolette February 26, 2013

Turkey Basting

A myth of an extreme sexual act. There are two ways of doing this. First way is simple- after enough arousal, a man will ejaculate on a woman while squeezing his ball sack at the same time. The second method is to have yet been proven possible- while a woman is on her period during intercourse, a man will penetrate her vagina and squeeze his ball sack, his penis will suck up blood, and the man will then take out his penis and squeeze his ball sack once more, thus basting his female partner's face.

After countless hours of drunken monkey sex, I pulled out and she received a turkey basting from me.

by Cardboard_RocknRolla January 28, 2009