Basingstoke

Also known as;

Basingrad
Boringstoke
Basingjoke
Amazingstoke
Basingvegas

Rated from worst to best names (i.e. Basingrad is bad, Basingvegas is good).

Guy: Hows Basingstoke at the moment?
Girl: It's been a bit Basingrad lately.
Guy: Hmmm.... Call me again when its more Basingvegas.

by somethingsmells May 27, 2009