basement shopping

noun. rediscovering previously owned possessions with joy that is typically reserved for retail shopping. Often used in the context of items that were in storage in your parent's (or a parental figure's) basement, but can refer to the basements of friends or relatives. Frequently used for items that were packed and stored for a move. May also include toiletries, paper goods, liquor, or other trivial items liberated from said basement.
After hearing how Jen convinced her father to let her liberate the beer from the basement refrigerator, Jen's friends were impressed by her skillful basement shopping.

Jen decided to organize her spare bedroom closet and do some hard-core basement shopping.

Jess had way too much stuff in storage in her basement, so she invited Jen to do some basement shopping.

Amanda got an ice cream maker, a smoothie maker, and a tennis racket while basement shopping!
by JenMaddog January 21, 2011
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lock me in your basement

usally said to an attractive female or male like some weirdo, so prob you because your reading this.
woman on c.ai: omg gojo please lock me in your basement!
woman on ig: omg sukuna please lock me in your basement!
by i like pussay July 30, 2024
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My moist basement

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.
Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.
by Microwave boy September 12, 2022
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Basement ting

Also commonly referred to as a baddie; This type of gal is both wild and quirky and knows when dawg szn is happening!
Geez that girl Jane is such a basement ting, John always talks about her!”
by A$@&2 January 20, 2021
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Basement Uncle

A Basement Uncle is a elderly individual in Hindu families he usally resides in the basement with a hat resting upon his head pacing back and fourth, mainly responds to Roti and Chai.
Oye!, Raju who is the dude in your basement

That's my Basement Uncle he is like Hindu Security and also watches the Kids.
by TheOntarioHindu January 17, 2021
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Basement Bitch

Someone that takes advantage of their parents, had no job or any goals in life.
Matt is a basement bitch! His parents just can’t get him out of the house. They’re beyond ready to be empty nesters.
by ChaoticMama July 26, 2024
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Basement Show

A term that American fraternities use to denote rituals that take place in their basements. These include hazing or other things they do in their basement that no one else can ever see or hear about.
That little pussy freshman almost died last night in the Basement show.
by DickJohnson12345 September 04, 2019
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