barefoot emperor

A lifeguard, because he rules the beach or the poolside

Dammit! That damn barefoot emperor was watching me from his guardstand and got all cheesed off at me for throwing a Frisbee!

by Sparkina1967 December 18, 2012

BareFights

The home of online fight videos.

Dude have you checked out BareFights

by The Don Dappa Do September 5, 2013

barfomat

Someone so sick that can't stop throwing up

Last night Mike got so sick. He was just a big fucking barfomat.

by Kroppa December 27, 2013

barffle

The action of spewing snot and barf on top of a loved one during sexual intercourse

I barffled all over my parents last night

by Z the beast March 11, 2014

barfbait

1) (noun) Something that makes you want to barf just by looking at it or otherwise being reminded of it.

2) (noun) Something you think of to make yourself throw up.

3) (verb) To make yourself (or someone else) throw up with the use of a thought about something or someone you/they find repulsive.

"I'm not saying he's ugly, but... his face is the best barfbait a man can ask for."

"Attractive my ass. I barfbaited myself by scrolling through your Instagram profile."

"That cake is barfbait."

by Firegold September 3, 2016

Barfing Rainbows

extremely excited

Oh, dude I'm barfing rainbows!

by RetroChicksLikeUs August 20, 2016

barbfied

Mortified by general manager

-Did you have a nice day at work?
-No. I was barbfied

by excoriettarígida July 23, 2016