romance author

a person with a dirty mind that writes housewife porn

I read an awesome book by a romance author, that had me rubbing one out.

by 5150Lady December 19, 2016

Immoral Authority

Authorities who preach moral values but practice immoral acts and who often live a secret hedonistic lifestyle. In some cases, Institutions like churches and political parties can create institutional barriers that help enable immoral acts.

The children in the Sunday school had a very hard time understanding the difference between a Moral Authority and an Immoral Authority. Some of the students found it especially hard to understand, especially those with first hand knowledge.

by mlhiss December 17, 2019

alphabetical authorities

Da "top people" whom folks consult for advice/assistance on a variety of ordinary topics dat are randomly scattered about over da "ol' 26" in da English language.

Da seven most common types of alphabetical authorities are:
(1) hexpert --- someone who is super-familiar with voodoo and curses; hopefully he uses said vast witchcraft-knowledge to remove or alleviate said evil spells, not to put them on in da first place!
(2) mexpert --- an individual well-versed in all matters "south of da border".
(3) pexpert --- a plumber who is well-versed in da use of freeze-resistant plastic piping
(4) rexpert --- a learned bookworm on da subject of certain animals, either man's best friend or da huge hunched-over carnivores back in da Jurassic period.
(5) sexpert --- someone who can advise couples on achieving more satisfying intimacy.
(6) texpert --- a dude who knows all about da "black-tea"-rich southern-USA area dat is Ranger Walker's usual stompin' grounds.
(7) vexpert --- a human-nature guru with extensive experience on what pushes people's buttons; again --- as in da first example above --- presumably he uses said know-how to help **reduce** already-existing frustration/distress in others, not to purposely exhibit destructive behavior dat would cause people to **become** wound up when they had felt reasonably calm before! (Da infamous "gettin', getters, got"exchange between Madea and Dr. Phil comes to mind.)

by QuacksO February 7, 2020

Simp-athy

The act of faking sympathy for someone in the hopes you get laid

I was giving this fine ass girl some simp-athy after she said her cat died

by TaylorSwiftsFuzzBucket August 13, 2020

Simp-athy

Having a feeling of empathy towards a simp.

Man, Carl sure is spending a lot of money on Rebecca. Doesn't he know she has a boyfriend? I feel nothing but simp-athy for the guy.

by kooldad69420 October 22, 2020

Syrian Authoritarian

The proclaimed Coomer of all of Syria. Syrian Authoritarian is a term used for when a Syrian has coomed more than the limit that mankind has recorded.

Girl 1 : My boyfriend keeps cooming!!
Girl 2: Where is he from?

Girl 1: Syria

Girl 2: He's a Syrian Authoritarian!!

by Leaves March 18, 2021

Parts Authority

Parts Authority, founded in 1972, is one of the largest distributors of automotive and truck parts to the aftermarket auto parts industry in the United States serving customers in the commercial channel, including installers, dealerships, fleets, and national accounts as well as in the e-commerce channel. Headquartered in Lake Success, NY, Parts Authority has over 200 locations across the Northeast, Mid-Atlantic, Ohio, Georgia, Florida, Texas, Arizona, California, Utah, and the Pacific Northwest.

Whenever I need quality car parts I head to Parts Authority!

by wally_1972 November 23, 2021