Reach-Around

These requirements must be satisfied:
1. Two men are in a room together and they are naked.
2. They both like each other enough to penetrate the other.
3. They are both gay.
4. One man (the bitch of the two) is taking it up the ass. (by "it" I mean the other man's penis, and by "up the ass" I mean up the ass.
5. The man who is ramming his rim-rod up and around his partner's sphincter must then use one hand to "Reach-Around" and masturbate his partner until he cums.
6. It can be done with two girls as well but then it's not as funny. Oh and they don't necessarily have to have penises.
Harry Potter was fucking Ron Weasley's asshole nice and hard when Ron asked him for a reach-around, shortly after this, Ron's penis was spewing out a geyser of gayness.

One time Hermoine asked Ron for a reach-around, however, Ron informed her that she didn't have a penis.
by Captain Penis November 07, 2006
Get the Reach-Around mug.

pushing it around

Ya, my mom walked in on me pushing it around. I was SO embarrassed.

Wow, after that hot sex scene, I wanna go push it around.
by BrittneeMarie May 04, 2008
Get the pushing it around mug.

Jacking-Around

Fooling around, messing with buddies or other people in a completely dumb way.
by Legs Mahoney February 13, 2009
Get the Jacking-Around mug.

dicking around

"stop dicking around you dumb fuck"
by Wankstar GTangstar October 30, 2003
Get the dicking around mug.

fooling around

Making an idiot of oneself. Acting immaturely.
Stop fooling around
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the fooling around mug.

dicking around

guy1:you have a fatass son!
guy2: FO SHO!
by alison October 28, 2003
Get the dicking around mug.