anus strange-hold

When you really have to shit and you sit on the toilet for an hour grunting and pushing but can't shit. Finally you squeeze out a small rock turd and thats all you do.

anus strange-hold
Aaron: Sorry to keep you waiting. I have had a major anus strangle-hold today.

by Mitchell Man July 1, 2008

anus

From whence a turd is born.

You have an unusually small anus.

by mialieke July 20, 2010

Anus McAnus

An utter stronzo, and foolish wonder. It is regularly amazing how ignorant this person can be. Often wearing all-over designer gear, to prove how 'special' they are. A cock.

"What an Anus McAnus from the clan McAnus. An offensive to the organic legions."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden March 26, 2004

gayness in the anus

When something bad or unwanted happens.

When his cable went out during the Super Bowl Jack exclaimed, "That's gayness in the anus".

by EME May 13, 2006

anus

!. A hole where doo doo exits the body.

2. A home for the adventurous penis.

3. My favorite body part!

1. Hey man, nice anus you got there!

2. Yo mama's anus is so big you could fit a mellon up it!

3. Gee mom, I wish my anus was as big as yours!

by biganusman October 25, 2009

ANUS over ASS

ANUS over ASS is the --Idea-- that the word "Anus" is funnier then the swear word "Ass." Even though the word Ass is considered rude, and the word Anus is a medical term.

"An Example of the ANUS over ASS Idea. Notice both sentences are almost completely the same, but Anus just adds a funnier image to the idea."

(Two men shouting at a woman walking down the street)

(Man 1) Damn baby, that big swollen Ass is driving me crazy!
(Man 2) Damn baby, that big swollen Anus is driving me crazy!

by the2ndflood August 22, 2008

Anusha

Someone in the physics group chat who always dislikes my shit

Why does Anusha dislike every single picture I post

by iris make me officer February 6, 2019