apple pie pussy

delicious! sweet, refreshing, and never lets you down pussy.

oh Shit!!!! I'm coming all over your apple pie! They should come out with an apple pie pussy beer.

by pat masters November 19, 2007

apple pie

a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell.

i feel like a dessert consisting of crushed or chopped apples often mixed with sugar inside an external pastry shell. ie an 'apple pie'

by paddy mccleaver August 23, 2006

apple bag

the ballsack of a man

as in "i kicked that douche in his apple bag"

by the hibernator January 31, 2003

Apple Bottom Jeans

1. P.(aP-pAl Baw-tEm j-Eens) Fashionable denim for women with voluptuous, curvaceous posteriors.

2. Jean wear for women, usually characterized by apple shaped pockets that raise your rockets.

J-Lo; or Jessica Alba if you prefer, wearing the sweetest skin tight jeans, showing off her ass ooh so perfectly.

"I wanna girl i can fuck in my hummer truck, Apple Bottom Jeans and a big old slut..."
- Nate Dogg

by 10J06S89 April 25, 2006

apple bottoms

brand of clothin by nelly for girls with big bootys...apple shaped

apple bottom jeans dont fit too well...they've got a funny fit, espacially for a girl with a big booty

by anonymous June 23, 2004

road apple

a lump of horse excrement

Watch out for the road apples on the street.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

Appleholic

Someone who buys whatever overpiced new thing Apple has put out and rant's and raves about it with the attitude that Apple is superior to all else and all else is to be looked down upon, snubbed as if inferior and speaks condescendingly to all who aren't feeding Apple their paychecks.

Mary: Can I see your iPod?
Bob: It's not an iPod, it's an MP3 player.
Mary: Oh. Nevermind.

Bob: You're such a snotty Appleholic, I hope you get iAIDS.

by Gicky May 3, 2010