Max Allen

Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.

This dude is such a mood! Oh yeh it’s max Allen

by Lottie J June 18, 2019

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daven allen king

A unusual child that says a bunch of funny things but has no friends.

Daven Allen King ran home.

by Kidthesid December 9, 2019

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Daven Allen King

He is an unusual kid that is a bot at games he is funny but has no friends.

Daven Allen King is running away.

by Kidthesid December 9, 2019

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matthew allen seiter

Generally a nub

Matthew Allen Seiter = nub

by CafeMusicBGMC December 9, 2019

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Allen

When you leave the room to fart in another room

I had to Allen other wise my boyfriend would hear me fart.

by Bunny the kid December 27, 2019

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Allen

Also known as Houdini or the flash. Has a weird rubber duck fetish & will drug you the second you turn around because he's a big time junkie.

Also possibly got possessed by a spirit with a toe fetish

-Where'd Allen go?

Allen *hidding in the dark behind a curtain for absolutely no fucking reason*

by SexyDuckyLover April 24, 2019

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