A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.
by Richard the first half of the June 16, 2016
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albert: “darn u stole my joke”
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albert: “darn u stole my joke”
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albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”
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