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sleepy joe

it is when your dick is not in erection, of course, he is probably sleeping. You also call somebody this as a curse word, if they are a bit sleepy and a dick at the same time.
"Why cant i get an erection."
"Maybe you have sleepy joe.
by Cumlord-Dietz Nuts April 21, 2022
mugGet the sleepy joemug.

sleepy time swipe

When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.
😜 - “any cute matches on tinder lately?”
🙄- “no theyve all been sleepy time swipes”
by h0tpickluvr September 27, 2023
mugGet the sleepy time swipemug.

sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)
Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!
by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018
mugGet the sleepy moosepowermug.

sleepy bastard

One who thinks they are perfectly rested and ready for another 14 day run but in reality this person needs a loooong nap due to the over use of methamphetamines but refuses. This person continues to parade ariund talking nonsence while constantly knodding off.
Mikelden is one sleepy bastard today, hes not making any sence and His eyes are wide open but hes snoring!
by Jack D.Handles April 1, 2019
mugGet the sleepy bastardmug.

Sleepy Brontosaurus

Someone who is unreasonably tired/sleepy all the time.
I'm already tired. Can we go to bed?
But we haven't even gotten off the driveway!
That doesn't change the fact that I am one sleepy brontosaurus.
by KomodoKrap January 30, 2025
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Sleepy tooth

secret code that pediatric dentists use to explain to frightened children how their tooth feels after an injection of local anesthesia
It's ok little Johnny, don't worry that it feels weird. I gave you a sleepy tooth!
by tridd September 13, 2015
mugGet the Sleepy toothmug.

Sleepy blowie

When you fall asleep with a penis in your mouth and the natural movement gets him to completion.
Holly woke up in the morning with something in her mouth and realized that she had given John a sleepy blowie.
by Jlove8899 July 23, 2017
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