Dusty Omelette

Giving an elderly lady cunnilingus. Whilst doing so you get your tongue up as far as you can as if you were trying to make omelettes out of her remaining ovaries.

I gave my grandma a Dusty Omelette.

by Zodiac Killer 1997 August 15, 2016

Dusty Maria

The act of wrapping a feather duster around a males penis (or your own penis) and jacking him (or yourself) off.

My girl was on her period so she gave me a Dusty Maria.

by Electronasty October 20, 2017

dusty mike

A dusty, old, German lady whose pussy has yet to be stuffed with any cock-like object.

Ex: Jons mom is a Dusty Mike.

by JuicyHam October 15, 2013

dusty locane

up and coming canarsie rapper. you heard it from me....

said imma make bail tonight

yoo that dusty locane song go mad bro

by joemama01212 March 02, 2021

Dusty Woodchuck

A Variation of the Dirty Pelican: While fornicating at a Lumber Mill or Cabinet Company, you remove your penis from the womans vagina, roll it in sawdust, re-insert and continue.

Your woman is a freak. The other day she wanted to ride down to the old abandoned mill so I could pull a Dusty Woodchuck on her.

by 5hinebox December 06, 2011

Dusty Regan

A Dusty Regan is when a republican reprehensive expresses his admiration for Roland Regan by digging up his corpse, sucking his dick and then sneezes.

The republicans were all doing the Dusty Regan in last night response to Obama’s speech.

by BrooklynBeerBums February 26, 2009

dusty crophopper

Going from anal to any other hole with feces on your dick

What's a dusty crophopper? .....It's a more expansive ATM.

by ProfBibbo November 28, 2013