self smarted

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...
by ben-el-maestro June 02, 2022
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smart finish

Praveen paid an extra twenty dollars to the sexy masseuse for the smart finish.
by knowledgegrief August 06, 2011
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Smart sleep

To sleep in a library in order to more effectively absorb learning through osmosis
I’m going to smart sleep in the library tonight since it is finals week at it is open 24/7 so I can get an A in my ecology final.
by Phanda101 May 06, 2022
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smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter
Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."
by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011
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Footy Smarts

In essence Footy Smarts is a term delivered upon an individual with great intellectual knowledge in the sports category of Australian Rules Football.
When I asked Craig questions about the footy on the weekend he got everything correct, He has great Footy Smarts! When I asked Sam the same questions he got nothing right...he doesn't have any Footy Smarts.
by Dr. Football June 26, 2017
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The smart kid

That kid that is WAY to smart for the whole class and is obviously the favorite student.
Person 1: “Omg, i wish i was the smart kid!”
Person 2: “ I know right! All the teachers love them!”
by Im just tired November 03, 2022
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got smart

Had sex, past-tense.
Last night I got smart from Matt's girlfriend.
by electricccccccccc April 26, 2009
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