ride or nevermind

When you're down for most things, but let's be serious. People do some crazy shit.

So, it looks like I'm single again.
Oh no! What happened?
Well, my girlfriend got pretty drunk at the bar the other night...
And?
She thought it'd be a good idea to test how strong our relationship was by getting into a fight with the bouncer. Too bad she didn't realize I was pretty ride or nevermind about us.
Oh, damn. What did you do?
Me? I ordered another drink and requested her an Uber.

by El Capitan Slamdance April 20, 2016

d riding

People who are d riding mainly obsessive over a celebrity/person but mostly just celebrities.

"he d riding Kanye West"

by DELTASHIGH August 27, 2022

ride up

Refers generally to a condition in which one's pants, skirt, or underwear gradually slide up the legs/hips/waist, often resulting in a major wedgie if left unchecked. Can be caused by suspenders, poorly-fitting clothes, shifting positions while sitting, or exercise.

Seeing Gretchen's skirt ride up her fat cellulite-infested thighs reminded me that I had to pick up some cottage cheese at Safeway on the way home from work.

by Nick D August 16, 2004

Riding Bitch

Sitting in-between the driver and the passenger in a vehicle or sitting behind the driver on a motorcycle.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 26, 2003

Sweet Ride

An automobile or otherwise that is worthy of praise. The experience found when cruising in said vehicle is extremely pleasurable and braggable.

Man this 93 camry is one sweeeeet ride baby.

This beamer's a sweet ride.

God this razor scooter's a sweet ride.

by Kenneth Grogan September 27, 2005

Chocolate ride

Sex with a black woman.

I got a chocolate ride for tonight.

by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009

Ride Cupcake

Refers to when riding two-up on a motorcycle. Primarily used by female bikers.

See also Ride Bitch

"My bike is still in the shop, I can't go on the ride today"

"Perhaps you can ride cupcake with someone?"

by ZorbaTheSwampMonster April 5, 2008