She is the most beautiful girl that you’ll ever seen, if you don’t know any Maria Laura she’s probably de girl you see on the street and think “Oh my God She’s so pretty, i wish i knew her name”
“Have you seen that girl, she is so beautiful”
“Yeah I know, everybody talks about her”
“Do you know her?”
“Yeah, her name is Maria Laura”
“Yeah I know, everybody talks about her”
“Do you know her?”
“Yeah, her name is Maria Laura”
by youprobablyloveme March 21, 2019
by akinsirozenelizaldesajonapp September 18, 2020
Maria Ines is a very funny and social girl. She loves to talk with anyone and always has a story to tell, she’s kind of dramatic. She likes things to be perfect and has a really good sense of style. She usually has curly or straight hair, she’s most likely to start a rumor but she is very kind and sweet.
by Sof January 09, 2018
Hi person voting I just wanted to see if you d let me pass this one just for the fun of it please I will give you a virtual hug my friend I love you so much. I mean English isn't even my first language (I'm from Portugal) so I'm doing a big effort just by writing this
Me :by the way you should visit Portugal trust me we are very cool people
You :ok thanks for the advice Maria francisca
You :ok thanks for the advice Maria francisca
by Portuguese party girl November 18, 2018
A half canadian, half japanese porn star. Does Japanese porn exlusively, which means her genitals are usually censored. Come on Japan. Get your shit together.
Also she never fucks white guys. She is pretty hot so it seems like there would be a US market for her... but whatever.
Also she never fucks white guys. She is pretty hot so it seems like there would be a US market for her... but whatever.
Man, I would really like bend Maria Ozawa over a rail and fuck her from behind. I would totally creampie that shit.
by Preverted Internet User October 11, 2013
N. (mah-ree-uh boo-tear-sky-uh)
Russian figure skater (ice skater). Also known as "Masha". 1999 World Champion, two time Olympian, three time European Champion. Oldest Ladies' World and European Firgure Skating champion (ages 26-World Champ and 29-Euro Champ). Beat Michelle Kwan. Hottie! Looks like actress Eva Marie Saint (from back in the day).
Russian figure skater (ice skater). Also known as "Masha". 1999 World Champion, two time Olympian, three time European Champion. Oldest Ladies' World and European Firgure Skating champion (ages 26-World Champ and 29-Euro Champ). Beat Michelle Kwan. Hottie! Looks like actress Eva Marie Saint (from back in the day).
by OStar May 23, 2006
"Dude, I was so wasted the other nite and i had to work in the morning. I totally pulled a drunken maria."
by RyandVictor April 23, 2006