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Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge
by trillmolnar October 29, 2019
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The total dumbass in school that doesn't know what he is doing he is depressed likes blondes and also doesn't finish things in time.
No one: he could be a Kevin
by ..23 November 1, 2019
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A Kevin is a strange creature he tends to be both extremely right wing at the same time as being extremely left wing. A Kevin is the type of guy to make his wife stay in a trailer park while he sits in his family mansion drinking and eating to his hearts content.
That guy is a right twat, he must be called Kevin.
by Toothpaste worshiper November 9, 2020
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Kevin is the type of guy that never cares about what others think about him. He loves to be funny and he is a really good person to talk to if you are upset.
Kevin really helped me feel great about myself and I love how funny he is.
by Scarlett Lakes November 11, 2020
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A Kevin is a kind person and he loves to cuddle . He will do anything he is told , he is a cute simp but not what you call hot . He loves to talk and loves to hang out with you. You should never doubt a Kevin he is a sweet guy you should never loss him.
by Thewildkitty November 16, 2020
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Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.
"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."
by Ignimendax October 22, 2020
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Someone who doesn't have enough brain cells to know where he/she is on the political compass.
So you believe everything you hear? You're such a Kevin.
He's a kevin, he needs a tutor for everything.
by MrWiseGuy02 October 25, 2020
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